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Created, programmed, and voiced by Noah B. Wilson. Music by Noah B. Wilson and Vince Lubinsky.

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4/5/20 - After some time away working on other projects and whatnot, RETRO KNIGHT 6.0 GOES INTO PRODUCTION! I have tons of tweeks and changes to the game which you can read on the Coming Soon page.

10/16/19 - RETRO KNIGHT 5.7 NOW AVAILABLE! Get this quick update, okay?

10/5/19 - RETRO KNIGHT 5.6 NOW AVAILABLE! "SEQUEL" COMING IN 2020! Be sure to get this before October 15th! With this tiny but important update out of the way, I can now focus on v6.0! There are also going to be another Retro Knight "side quest" game which will allow you to play as Grudge in another "reality" of sorts. It will be called Retro Knight: The Secret of The Tequila Sunrise. This version will be more linear, and you'll be able to keep all your stuff and swap between both Retro Knights. Stay tuned. I'm still making a few other games before this one, but I hope to have it out some time in 2020.

9/23/19 - RETRO KNIGHT APPEARS ON AMC CHANNEL! Retro Knight appeared on the news show Newswatch on Monday and got a nice little minute-long plug! You can watch it here! Version 5.6 is going to be released in a few weeks and just has a few tweeks, bug fixes, and content for Spooky Days and Turkey Days. After that, I'm fully invested into launching a much bigger update in Version 6.0 before the end of the year.

8/5/19 - LAVA MINES NOW OPEN! After some time away, the Lava Mines are now open to those who have enough badges (and the right key)! I will be diving back into Retro Knight 6.0 development now, so stay tuned for more updates! I still have a (very ambitious) goal to add all 8 relics by the end of this year and complete the entire game!

7/4/19 - V5.5 IS HERE! Due to some serious issues with towns revolving around Flag Day, an update had to be released. Funny how something came along to screw up this holiday, hu? Anyway, this update does also contain a major update in the form of the Chaos Maze! Originally being designed for V6.0, the Chaos Maze was quickly completed and is now featured after you complete your main Daily Orders. The Chaos Maze is totally different each time you enter (for everyone, mind you), and is created from zones all over Kindgomland (and beyond!). Solve the Chaos Maze and you'll get to go visit a Treasure Room.

6/5/19 - V5.0 IS HERE! Get it now, cuz there's a ton of updates! I will be doing some post-live updates to the map and towns as new stores can now open! If you don't have v5.0, you will notice these stores as errors, so it's pretty important to get this update.

5/21/19 - V5.0 will make you want to remodel your house! Do you own a house in Kingdomland? Maybe four? Well, get ready for some HUGE upgrades for homeowners. Lots of amazing stuff coming up in the next giant update which will not only make you want to make your house pretty, AND not only make it WAY cheaper to do so, but will also turn every ... EVERY ... slot in your yard a place to store an item! What? Yes. It's true. When V5.0 drops in a few months, you'll be able to leave items anywhere in your yard, thus turning your yard into inventory slots. Of course, that may not be the greatest idea in the world because people will soon be visiting your house to check it out! Can they take your items? No. But the can see if your house is a palace or a junkyard.

In order to help people make better yards, the Yard Editor is getting cleaned up, and EVERYTHING in the menus will be free, even a garden! There is still no benefit to owning more houses or gardens, but owning more yards will greatly enhance your ability to save stuff. You can still use the 48 slots inside your house to store items, and those items can be shared across all your houses. Obviously if you leave a sword in your yard in Grumpy Town, you won't be able to pick it up in Smiley Shores, so remember that. Be sure to check all the updates on the way under COMING SOON.

5/7/19 - V4.5 is here with a few new updates! The coolest update is that you can now buy Fancy Clouds! These clouds will let you float over barriers on the map. There are still some "no fly zones" you cannot pass, but you can use these clouds to float over rivers, forests, and some mountains. They do pop once you cross a barrier, so use them wisely. There are also a few updates to select items, the Mushroom Sewer key is now on sale, and there's a new button setup for iPads.

5/1/19 - Fiesta Days are here! Monsters are dropping lots of Mexican food! Plus, find Fiesta Coins and give them to the Holiday Master!

3/30/19 - V4.1 Already Approved! Of course there's a .1 version to follow. Cuz that's the way things are. Always. Lots of "offline" updates to follow.

3/26/19 - V4.0 Submitted For Approval! A great update is on the way. Be sure to pick it up as soon as it is approved.

3/17/19 - Happy Clover Days! V4.0 to drop April 1st! No joke! A very cool upgrade will drop on April 1st that has a TON of neat, new features. However, before I get on with those, Megamore Mines and Level 4 Upgrade will NOT be available yet. This update is to roll out all the new features ASAP while I keep developing new areas. So, what are the new features?

1) You can open your own store and sell to other players. A house is required to SELL, but not BUY. Visit new Interweb Cafes to shop at online stores.

2) You can visit a salon and change your apperance, and even take your helmet off to show off your new hairstyle!

3) New Mine-Cart Rides Mini Game! This is a free add, but requires Tokens to play. Check it out near the south entrance to the Lost Mines.

4) SCP Coin Connect now lets you trade SCP Coins earned in other games for Gnit! Download SCP Arcade and play Retro Knight: The Bridge of Snackslyvania (and 14 other awesome games)!

Plus there's a ton of smaller updates like the new Horde Meter to track Hordes (and bonuses if you clear them), new Delivery Orders, new monsters, a few new items like the Book of Bubbles and Book of Magnets, and just really a lot of great updates that had to be released. Check them all out on April 1st!

3/26/19 - V4.0 Submitted For Approval! A great update is on the way. Be sure to pick it up as soon as it is approved.

OLDER UPDATES

Are you ready for REAL mobile adventure? Welcome to Retro Knight, an action/RPG/sandbox game that offers retro-inspired adventure not found on other mobile games! Play as Grudge, the newest dim-witted knight to be recruited by King Kerupt and General Jerkface, as he starts a quest to not only became the greatest knight in all of Kingdomland, but also to recover the Relics of General Importance and rid the land of monsters. Are you ready to get back to real, retro-powered adventure? Are you ready for Retro Knight?

•	Go Where You Want! Venture over the countryside at your own pace, exploring where you desire in this free-roaming map full of secrets. There's always something to do!
•	Set Up Your Own Pad! Buy your own house (or four) to store more items, decorate how you like with a built-in map editor, and even take a nice nap!
•	Enjoy A Living World! Enjoy a world that operates on a real-time clock! Weather patterns, night/day changes, traveling shops and events, and even sales in select stores!
•	Do Your Job! Accept daily orders from your King to earn Badges and unlock new, top secret areas.
•	Be The Best Knight! Compete against other players in high-score specific arcade areas, or simply to see who has eaten the most tacos.
•	Farm! If you are looking for the simple life, you can buy some land, a small field, and work the land to grow crops! Smart system requires you to take care of your little seeds.
•	Hundreds of Items, Weapons, and Armor! Equip dozens of different weapons, armors, and equip hundreds of different items, accessories, and magical tools (some of which might have been borrowed from other classic retro games).
•	A Genre Mash-up of Fun! Pick up arcade-style power-ups to unleash new abilities on the monsters that long to eat you like the Fire Sword or Bottled Lightning.
•	Visit Many Unique Towns! Shop at over 100 different stories in nearly a dozen different towns!
•	Bask In Nostalgia! Enjoy classically-inspired elements from retro games like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Joust, Balloon Fight, Metroid, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Bomberman, and more!