This is quite literally the first actually movie The SCP ever made, going back to September 1999. This video is so old that it was shot with an analog camera, converted to digital, and then edited in Avid Videoshoppe. Of course it would later get redited in iMovie (as seen here). Noah thought he had done another edit in Final Cut Pro 1.0, but we guess that got lost in time. This movie is so old we didn't really have audio equipment, so it was set to Less Than Jake. It's old. It's over 25 years old. I'm old. Oy.

Fun Fact: Noah still has that hat!