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Are you ready for REAL mobile adventure? Welcome to Retro Knight, an action/RPG/sandbox game that offers retro-inspired adventure not found on other mobile games! Play as Grudge, the newest knight to be recruited by King Kerupt and General Jerkface, as he starts a quest to not only became the greatest knight in all of Kingdomland, but also to recover the Relics of General Importance and rid the land of monsters.

- Go Where You Want! Venture over the countryside at your own pace, exploring where you desire in this free-roaming map full of secrets. There's always something to do!

- Set Up Your Own Pad! Buy your own house (or four) to store more items, decorate how you like with a built-in map editor, and even take a nice nap!

- Enjoy A Living World! Enjoy a world that operates on a real-time clock! Weather patterns, night/day changes, traveling shops and events, and even sales in select stores!

- Do Your Job! Accept daily orders from your King to earn Badges and unlock new, top secret areas.

- Be The Best Knight! Compete against other players in high-score specific arcade areas, or simply to see who has eaten the most tacos.

- Farm! If you are looking for the simple life, you can buy some land, a small field, and work the land to grow crops! Smart system requires you to take care of your little seeds.

- Hundreds of Items, Weapons, and Armor! Equip dozens of different weapons, armors, and equip hundreds of different items, accessories, and magical tools (some of which might have been borrowed from other classic retro games).

- A Genre Mash-up of Fun! Pick up arcade-style power-ups to unleash new abilities on the monsters that long to eat you like the Fire Sword or Bottled Lightning.

- Visit Many Unique Towns! Shop at over 100 different stories in nearly a dozen different towns!

- Bask In Nostalgia! Enjoy classically-inspired elements from retro games like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Joust, Balloon Fight, Metroid, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Bomberman, and more!








 
 
 
 
Retro Knight - I'm Grudge (2018)
Meet Grudge, the knight who isn't sure if he wants to be a knight or not.
Retro Knight - Intro Video (2018)
The full introductory cartoon from Retro Knight!
Retro Knight on Newswatch (2019)
Check out Retro Knight's feature on AMC's Newswatch! Are we famous yet?
Retro Knight on SCP Arcade! (2015)
There's a Retro Knight mini-game on SCP Arcade! Get it!
 
Retro Knight was actually meant to be a fun RPG/Arcade mash-up, but then it blew up into the game I always wanted to make. This game is so freakin' big, and I could just keep making it bigger and bigger and bigger until the end of time, but I won't. Retro Knight slowly went into development in 2017, but development of other things like a rebooting of Six Pack Man (which I'm sure if you've played you might notice looks familiar) and Bomber Tanks (again, same deal) stalled it. Also, the release of Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Dodger's 2017 run slowed production down.

Inspired by ideas in Zelda: BotW, Retro Knight's Beta went through an overhaul and aimed to be a sort of 'BotW for Mobile'. Rumors of a Zelda game in iOS also fueled me to finish it, and in June 2018, Retro Knight 1.0 finally dropped. Obviously it's gone through a ton of enhancements, expansions, and upgrades since then, and it will continue to do so through 2019. There will even be smaller 'clones' of Retro Knight which will act as DLC for the main game, the first of which is (slowly) in the works. Oh, and Dino Maker is connected to Retro Knight in a weird way. More on that in the future.

Grudge isn't done. The Original Grudge from Hitmen will appear in Anarchy Island, which will act as a sort of prequel to Retro Knight: The Relics of General Importance. Remember, this game isn't set it some kind of medieval times, Kingdomland is just way, way behind.

For all the latest Retro Knight news, visit www.retroknight.com.
 
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