Hey man! It's The Meatball Sub. Fresh (or not so fresh) from America's Next Top Sandwich, The Meatball Sub is ready to tell you his opinion on everything wether you want it or not. He speaks his mind all the time and loves it when people look at his balls... just don't eat his balls... cuz if you eat his balls... then he won't have any balls... (he reminds us all of that fact quite often). The Meatball Sub is rude, ignorant, egotistical, and slightly crazy.

- It is rumored that after watching America's Next Top Sandwich that Dr. Kockpocalipse recreated The Meatball Sub as he saw him on the show. Remember, Dr. Kockpocaliplse loves sandwiches. This is only a rumor.

- "Meatball Sub: Private Eye" was a show idea that unfortunantly didn't go into production in 2008. We may try again.