BBBBAAAAHHHLL!!! Make the call of the mighty Hambert. Hambert is one of Dr. Kockpocalipse's 'less-than-successful' monsters for Dr. Kock has lost complete control over the beast. Hambert is huge; weighing well over two tons. Not only is he a goofy, brainless, flying hamster who accidentally destroys houses, mountains, and parties with his size, but he also will randomly shoot dynamite from his mouth (with the fuse lit... go figure). Hambert is still quite loveable, and rumor has it that there is a song you can play that will tame him. Whoever can learn that song will rule the skies!

- Hambert is one of our newest characters. He doesn't really do much but loves to make cameos.

- Hamber was originally created as a boss for Homicidal Puppets (and then the video game for Anarchy Island). You can still play the game and fight him.