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VOICED/PLAYED BY:
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| DENNIS FRANCO |
| Everyone knows a Franco. He's that guy who wears girls pants and spends two hours looking in the mirror at his hair. He walks around all the time with ear buds in his ears. He got a tramp stamp. He helped coin the phrase "guy-liner". He doesn't listen to any music that is older than 3 years, unless it is Morrissey or Depeche Mode. He cries at concerts because the music is "so beautiful". He doesn't drink anything alcoholic unless it is pink, green, or blue. He wants to be anybody but himself. That's a "Franco" on Anarchy Island. Franco is Johnny Thunderpants's (the local badass punk rocker's) whipping boy. Franco works at Punk Rock Pizza as a Delivery Drone and does whatever Johnny asks. A day does not pass when Johnny doesn't smash something over Franco's head for being an annoying girly-boy. |
- Franco was originally named after James Franco, but James Franco has gotten way cooler over the years. (See his Acting Classes at Funny or Die.)
- Franco was originally the son of Bob Franco in Adventures Of Chaos City. Bob owned "Cat's R Cat's", a pet store that only sold Cats. Bob has since moved away from Anarchy Island, but his son remains. |
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